Man, if I’da known that the Whore on the Floor was gonna raise my blog stats, I so would have “booked her” earlier!!! No, but seriously…that just helps prove that too many people entertain themselves with THE STRANGEST SHIT!!! I can’t complain, I don’t mind being read, really I don’t…I’m not liking the views/comments ratio though!!! HINT HINT (subtle enough???) YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU, BUDDY!!! You came here, you took the time to read…the LEAST you should could do after I’ve tried so hard to amuse you, is either tell me I rock or I suck. At least then I would know whether or not I should quit my day job. Oh wait, hmmm…well, don’t expect me to give up parenting coz I’m having too much fun, damnit! But really, it helps to know just what I’m up against here. Who comes here? Who wants to read what? What’s your humor? What’s your pleasure? What’s your poison? What’s your passion? HA HA, I’M AN ASS AND I LOVE IT!!! 
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Nothing really new to report here! The 4 of us went to a little girl’s 3rd Birthday party this evening. As ususal, I made us late. Before the twins, I swear I had a better grip on time and reality, lol. Now??? I underestimate too much sometimes, especially time!!! So we get there and I pretty much expected the opposite of what it was like. I figured something small. HOLY CRAP! There were people (especially children) everywhere. SCREAMING. Not the adults, (FYI!) just the kids. It was a ginormous home filled with lotsa screaming brats. I love children, don’t get me wrong…BUT I LOVE MY PEACE AND QUIET LITTLE ATMOSPHERE WAY MORE!!!* It was so nutz, that I didn’t get a chance to chat with our friend (Mommy of the b-day girl) until I momentarily hugged her goodbye on our rush way out the door. It was a great party, everyone was having fun and all that jazz…I guess we all just weren’t up for it as much as we had thought. We stayed for 1 1/2 hours and definitely had our fill. Nice ride home, nice family time once we came home, and now…everyone is tucked away sound asleep~WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE I SHOULD BE damnit!!!
However, I just had to check on the blog out of morbid curiosity! I hope to have some really good stories soon…maybe I’ll have one or two coming up here soon since today should be eventful. An old (as in from my past, not AGE!) friend of mine that I haven’t seen or talked to in the last 2 1/2 years has resurfaced and we’re gonna get together here and catch up! We had a falling out from bad circumstances that got the best of us. She has never met my babies, so I’m really really really super excited!!! C’mon, how great is it to show off the most gorgeous creatures and loves of your life to people??? Especially with someone that I have always and will always admire! She and I have always gotten along and most importantly, we always had something to talk about and mostly agree upon! Communication is soooooooooo damn important and nothing to take for granted. Now that she’s in a better place in her life and I’m in a better place in my life, we can reconnect and regain that friendship we once shared. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Ok, I bet my blog stats are about to plummet with how uneventful this blog is…hmmmm. Since we already covered the whore on the floor, I might have to start scouting for some new “talent” (I use that term loosely as well!!!) I’ll get right on that…AFTER I GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST!!! Sweet dreams everyone!!!
*With the exception of MY children!!!
yeah you were right that one was a little less interesting… haha.. but i still think you are a good writer… later
Hi, you’re right, I took the time to read your post and here I am commenting.
I’m pretty sure I had a better grip on time before I had kids too!
Hope you got some sleep.
thats it, man