Man, if I’da known that the Whore on the Floor was gonna raise my blog stats, I so would have “booked her” earlier!!! No, but seriously…that just helps prove that too many people entertain themselves with THE STRANGEST SHIT!!! I can’t complain, I don’t mind being read, really I don’t…I’m not liking the views/comments ratio though!!! [...]
Archive for February, 2008
Holy blog stats!!!
February 18, 2008
Posted in Random Nothings | Tagged: 2 1/2, 3rd, 4, admire, adults, age, agree, amuse, ass, atmosphere, babies, birthday, booked, brats, c'mon, children, circumstances, communication, complain, crap, creatures, curiosity, damnit, dreams, entertain, eventful, excited, expected, friendship, fun, fyi, ginormous, girl, goodbye, gorgeous, grip, hint, holy, hugged, humor, important, importantly, jazz, job, kids, late, little, loosely, love, momentarily, mommy, morbid, nutz, old, opposite, parenting, party, peace, people, pleasure, plummet, poison, quiet, ratio, reality, reconnect, regain, report, resurfaced, rock, scouting, screaming, shit, small, stats, strangest, subtle, suck, super, sweet, talent, time, tucked, Twins, underestimate, uneventful, up against, usual, whore on the floor, wrong, years | 3 Comments »
Whore on the Floor…
February 16, 2008
Why have a blog if you’re not gonna write? I don’t know, but I have one, so GET OVER IT!!! LOL…I’m just in rare form today. I went out last night for the first time without the babies since before they were born! Yep, a whole 15 months since the last time I was out [...]
Posted in Life, Random Nothings, Twins | Tagged: boring, babies, party, love, mother, ugh, damnit, normal, beer, rare form, born, 15, adults, good time, flaunt, pretend, woman, sickening, judge, warning, admit, secret, straight, bisexual, aspect, circumstances, criminal, assholes, shit, consequences, wow, rant, concept, funny, laughing, cursing, amuse, damn, proud, ability, stage, story, local, band, absolutely, songs, hot blonde, drooling, 5, years, months, fantastic, flirting, lust, chance, wilder, older, wiser, responsible, wrong, settled, younger, appreciate, opportunity, sew wild oats, experienced, stronger, 10, everything happens for a reason, ideal, atmosphere, raise, handsome, devils, gushing, breastfed, bar, bowling, option, hell yeah, behavior, hugs, non sexual, pornographic, touching, performed, danced, bartenders, chick, 30, flaunting, exposed, underwear, hip, ass, nope, glory, negative, bumpin', grindin', tolerate, enjoying, shocker, liquors, yuck, nauseates, beer bong, pansy, self-respect, respect, pissed, stupid, past, refuse, opinion, loosely, pun, sexy, entertaining, maintaining, diginity, flash, minimum, exposure, maximum, results, therapist, asterisk, exclamation, tired, drink, expected, crappy, hangover, minimally, anticipated, fuck, repetitive | 3 Comments »
It’s always something!!!
February 7, 2008
Well…it’s been a long long time since I’ve posted anything…SHAME ON ME!!! What was I thinking neglecting my 2 person audience??? Well, I’m a bit like that…thinking comes naturally to a lot of people, I am not one of those people. Oh well, what can you do when you have amateur writer’s block??? Is there [...]
Posted in Life, Random Nothings, Twins | Tagged: alarmed, anal retentive, babbling, babies, bastards, beer, bikers, Blair Witch, blood, c'mon, children, cooking, Coors Light, crap, crazy, dentist, drunk, eggs, father, flying, food allergies, friggin', gambling, hate, insane, jazz, macaroni and cheese, mardis gras, maxillary, molars, mother, naked, nasal, no means no, nose, obsession, oodles of noodles, peanuts, pepsi, poisoning, poor children, premaxillary, random thoughts, renovating, scallops, sharing, sinus, spaghetti, Steelers, superbowl, tits, Twins, ugh, undefeated, Vegas, wedding, whistle, wtf, yikes, zingers | 4 Comments »
